Ok all of you brainiacs Take the test, don’t cheat Take one at a Time You don’t need to tell me how you did There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your … Continue reading →
One day I had lunch with some friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them—all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, “Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate. I … Continue reading →
(from an old email) Knowledge is PowerTime is Moneyand as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time. So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get: K = P (1)T = M (2)P = W/T (3) Now, do a few simple substitutions: Put W/T in … Continue reading →
[This piece was posted many, many years ago to the old PODSNet BBS systems. I ran across it tonight while looking for something related to PODSNet. It’s a slightly different version of the more famous “I had a Dream” aka “Footprints in the Sand”. If anyone knows who actually wrote … Continue reading →
(received in an email, but I wanted to share.) There I was is sitting by myself at the bar staring at my untouched drink. Suddenly, a 6’ 8” tattooed biker steps up next to me and grabs my drink. He then grinned at me and gulped down my drink in … Continue reading →
I’m passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,and we could all probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieveinner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my … Continue reading →
